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The Ew Key (Germ Free Key)


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Metal: Please select a Metal

  • 100% Copper
  • 100% Brass

Product Description

If you say EW before touching anything in public, then honey do I have what you need!  The EW Key!  It says Ew so you don’t have to.

NERD ALERT!!!!  Did you know that the surfaces of Copper and Brass are antimicrobial?  Right?!?  I didn’t either!  But they have an inherent ability to kill a wide range of harmful microbes relatively rapidly – often within two hours or less – and with a high degree of efficiency.  (Not gonna lie, totally felt like the scientist in Jurassic Park there for a hot minute)

Anyway…. do you know what The Ew Key is made of?  YEAH that’s right, your choice of 100% Copper or Brass.  So precision crafted Ew Key is basically a germ Ninja.  That’s right, germs and viruses can’t live on the surface of these metals, which makes it perfect for opening doors, pushing buttons, flushing toilets, and just touching things in public you really don’t want to.  The Ew Key is also great if you’re a Ka*en because you can use it to push strangers out of your way, all GERM FREE!

  • Made of 100% Copper or Brass
  • Inherently 100% Germ and Virus Free
  • Use to limit contact with high touch surfaces
    • Open Doors
    • Elevator Buttons
    • ATM’s
    • Debit Machines
    • Gently move strangers out of your way
    • Toilet handles
    • Slot machine handles
    • Cross walk buttons
  • Key Chain Included
  • Lightweight
  • 7cm x 3cm

Slap it on your key chain and you now have a germ Ninja to follow you around and say EW, so you don’t have to.  No need to clean it and it will stay germ free forever!  That being said, if you spill Big Mac sauce on it, then yeah you need to clean that.  Germ free, not sauce free.

Additional Information


100% copper, 100% brass, 1 brass key + 1 copper key